$100 per performance (limit 30 minutes per performance)
I'll gladly perform a feature set at one of your events! I'm versatile, able to keep it squeaky clean or take it to the raunchy side, whatever you're looking for!
$100 for the first hour
$25/hour prorated for additional time
Need someone to call out names and keep the show going! I'll host your event with candor and the charm of Lando Calrissian (without the betrayal and torture). Non-political events ONLY.
$200 per event
Let me marry you! I'm a licensed non-denomination minister. I'll write a unique blessing specifically for your ceremony! I can keep it traditional and simple, I can make it silly! Whatever you want!
Available for all denominations (or lack thereof).
Contact me below for more details!
$50 for any piece ≤ 5 minutes (minimum)
$15 for each additional minute*
Got a commercial or video or show or presentation that needs the soft, warm velvet that is my voice added to it? I can come to you or produce it in my home studio!
*Projects over 30 minutes are subject to specially negotiated pricing